Working Tips

Tips …..

1. Sit in a corner where nobody can see you or what you are doing.

2. Sit far away from the team so that they don’t notice you are here and won’t pass you any work.

3. When you come in late, walk around the other corner in another department where nobody knows you, so that the people in your department don’t know that you just came in.

4. When you turn on the computer, make sure its already on mute, so there’s no start up music. Then nobody knows that you just arrived and just turned on the computer.

5. If you have nothing to do, just start doing something like video editing, and do it in a more complicated way. e.g. searching for some software, spend some time downloading the software, then find out that you can’t install it in the computer because you are not admin. That will help to kill some time.

6. While you are doing some research on the net, try reading some self improvement articles “Like how to get paid for doing nothing” or “9 reasons smart people go nowhere”
- http://www.forbes.com/2010/12/08/get-paid-to-do-nothing-leadership-careers-advice.html
- http://www.rajeshsetty.com/2010/03/29/9-reasons-why-many-smart-people-go-nowhere/

7. Open up software and show all the html and css scripts on your desktop so that people who walk pass think that you are busy doing something very technical and complicated.

8. Let your phone run out of battery, so that you don’t have to talk to your clients.

9. Stay back during lunch to update your blog. Then the cleaning lady will think you are very hardworking and busy.

10. Put alot of stuff on your desk and try to do some calculation with paper and pen, without calculator. That will help you pass some time, especially if your math sucks.

11. Make sure the first 2 weeks that you start work, you work like speedy Gonzales and finish everything so fast until the boss also no time to comment on your work. Then the next week you can lepak.

12. Oh, and next time make sure your boss doesn’t suddenly appear out of nowhere and see you typing this article…. hehehe …

 

**WARNING, DO NOT TRY THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL **

 

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